Lono'e (LOH-noh-ay) is the third enemy type the player will encounter.

Lono'es are a brown, dinosaur-esque creature. They wear a simple grass skirt, leaving their testicles somewhat exposed (yet not their humanoid cocks unless they're pulled aside).

Lono'es appear in great numbers inside the Treewish Forest and they share this location with the Goliaths. They also appear as background characters in Brask's palace and join in during the sex animation with Brask.

They can also be seen during the Treewish Forest Game Over scene and in the Brask's Palace scene that's unlocked after 100% Act 1.

Their primary method of attack is a stomp, which can be spotted as it's telegraphed briefly by their attack animation. While they lack the range of previous enemies, they have bigger health pools, can move very quickly on the ground, and perform grapples more often (which are nearly impossible to spot before it's too late).

Their seduction attack involves turning around and shaking their butts towards the player, this raises Joe's lust meter if he's caught within range.

With version 0.14.500, the Lono'e have a weak lust attack in the form of shaking their asses in front of Joe. Like their other moves, Lono'e will only be able to use it at extremely close range. It comes out very fast, and is generally difficult to avoid, but it can only be fired in one direction.

With version 0.14.600, the Lono'e lust attack has received a slight buff: a slightly longer range and multiple hit boxes that last a little after the actual animation ends, plus a minor lust damage increase. It is still fairly weak though.

• Multiple Lono'e appear in the Game Over screen for Treewish Forest.
• The Lono'e may be named after Lono, the Hawaiian god of fertility, agriculture, rainfall, music and peace. This would explain why the Lono'e wear grass skirts (stereotypically associated with traditional Hawaiian fashion), along with other details about their design and behavior, especially in Brask's Palace.