Hamil the Hamster is a unique NPC found at the eastmost end of Lood City.

Hamil has the appearance of a short, chubby, and fluffy hamster wearing a mineshaft black dress pants, a matching coat, a grey dress shirt, and a blumine necktie. Like the vast majority of the characters in the game he wears no shoes and has westside orange fur and black pupils.

When Joe approaches Hamil for the first time, he will beg him to retrieve his red key card located in his office at the top east wing of Hiroto Dojo. He says that he left it during the last weekend and needs it for work, but the Ninjas have been so busy with the Tournament that they have been dragging their feet to get it back to him.

If Joe returns Hamil's Key Card, he will reward the player by unlocking the entrance to Lood City Park, and will allow Joe to have sex with him.

• Hamil is the first NPC to actually offer the player a questline that allows the game to progress.
• Pictures of Hamil can be found within his Office in Hiroto Dojo. He relationship with the Hiroto Dojo Ninja team is unknown.
• Hamil was originally designed very early in “Oh So Hero!”'s development. He was apparently going to be an extremely wealthy brothel owner and professional power bottom. Backers on Full Frontal Frog's Patreon could have had their OCs inserted as NPC sex workers or patrons at the Brothel.